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About Me Member Fantasy Writer Fred Horein33/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 7 Months
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Interview with the wanna-be psychopath

Thu May 14, 2009, 9:33 PM
Stolen from :iconsahados-shadow:

1) Choose one of your own characters (OC).
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Iamble from my campaign (and I'm not tagging people). Later on I'll post a more detailed character profile, but for now this should be interesting.

1) What gender are you?
Iamble: Male

2) What is your age?
Iamble: 26

3) Do you want a hug?
Iamble: No, but thanks for asking. I think...

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Iamble: Yeah, I listen to people.

5) What is your favorite food?
Iamble: Steak. Medium rare.

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Iamble: Chocolate. And I mean real chocolate ice cream, made without magic. Don't get me wrong: I like magic, but for some things it just doesn't cut it.

7) Are you a virgin?
Iamble: No.

8) Have you killed anyone?
Iamble: Yes.

9) Do you hate anyone?
Iamble: I used to, but he's dead now.

10) Do you have any secrets?
Iamble: Plenty.

11) What is your favorite season?
Iamble: Winter.

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Iamble: I don't have any friends.

13) What are your hobbies?
Iamble: Learning secrets and generally being insane.

14) What is your favorite drink?
Stanger: Apple cider. I never got into alcohol. My uncle drank a lot, you see.

15) When is your birthday?
Iamble: The 55th day of Winter.

16) What age did you die?
Iamble: I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I suppose you could say I died when I was 10. That's when I had to live with my uncle. I thought I started living again on my 19th birthday, but lately I've begun to wonder.

17) Are you nice or mean?
Iamble: Depends on who you are.

18) Are you social or shy?
Iamble: I suppose I'm both. Usually I try to blend in, but that doesn't work very well with me.

19) What do you think of your parents?
Iamble: I never knew my mom, and my dad died when I was ten. I miss him.

20) What’s your weakness?
Iamble: I have a tendency to trust the wrong people.

21) How long can you stay under water?
Iamble: I don't swim.

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Iamble: Usually blindly following what my mentor tells me to do. I definitely need to rethink that.

23) Do you love someone?
Iamble: No.

24) When was the last time you wet yourself.
Iamble: That's rather personal.

25) What's your favorite band?
Iamble: I really don't have time for music.

26) Ever worn a dress?
Iamble: No.

27) Willingly?
Iamble: No.

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Iamble: ...

29) At night?
Iamble: Well, that's easy. What all guys consider fun at night.

30) Ever kissed anyone?
Iamble: Yes.

31) ...Of the same gender?
Iamble: My dad, when I was a kid. Does that really count though?

32) It's clear you're gay.
Iamble: No, but it's clear you're gay.

33) What’s you're favorite thing to touch?
Iamble: *laughs out loud* Isn't that obvious?

34) Anyone loves you?
Iamble: No.

35) What’s your favorite color?
Iamble: Green and purple. Has to be both.

36) When was the last time you cried?
Iamble: Last night.

37) Do you have a pet?
Iamble: No.

38) What did you name your pet?
Iamble: I never had a pet.

39) Are you crazy?
Iamble: Thank you for noticing.

40) What are you?
Iamble: Confused.

41) What´s your nickname?
Iamble: I don't have one.

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Iamble: I bounce back and forth. Lately I've been down.

43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Iamble: Interesting question. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

44) Favorite movie?
Iamble: What's a "movie"?

45) What is your current occupation?
Iamble: I supposed technically I'm a student, but lately my mentor's been having me do less studying and more bullying. I'm starting to be just a little unhappy about that actually.

46) If you can choose what will it be? An close friend or trusting someone that you know but never seen him?
Iamble: ... Surprise me.

47) There is a new song in the radio and you listen to it what will you do?
Iamble: "Radio"? I suppose if I'm at a tavern and the bard plays a good song I'll tip him, does that answer your question?

48) If you use a weapon what is it?
Iamble: I prefer magic, but I've also got a blade and a bow just to be safe.

49) Water, Fire, Wind, Earth, Thunder the special elements. Which one you like?
Iamble: Wind. It's unpredictable.

50) If you have a wish what will it be?
Iamble: I wish I knew what a specific someone was thinking. No, I'm not saying who.

51)Who is your worst enemy?
Iamble: On second thought, that's my wish. I wish I knew who my worst enemy was. That'd settle a lot of my questions right there.

52)Do you enjoy your life?
Iamble: At times. Right now I have my doubts.

53)Your ideal moment with someone you love?
Iamble: First off just having someone I love would be ideal. Beyond that I'm clueless.

*Added by Rouge*

54) Have you ever touched yourself?
Iamble: Of course.

55) have you ever had a banana inside you?
Iamble: What the f&#*?

56) imagine the banana in your butt.
Iamble: Um, NO.

57) DOES IT FEEL GOOD?
Iamble: How about this: Imagine my rapier up your butt. Does that feel good?

58) picture someone you love naked.
Iamble: I thought we've been through this before. I don't have someone I love.

59) DOES IT GET YOU OFF?
Iamble: Naked attractive women get me off, whether I love them or not.

60) do you think your attractive?
Iamble: No.

61) do you think I AM attractive?
Iamble: (if the interviewer is a woman) Yes. If you'd like I could imagine you naked and get off that way. Don't expect me to love you though.
Iamble: (if the interviewer is a man) I already said I am not gay. I don't care if you are, but if you hit on me again, you won't have to imagine my rapier up your butt to know if it feels good or not.

62) do you consider yourself a MASOCHIST?
Iamble: No.

63) do you like TWILIGHT?
Iamble: No. I don't like to sleep.

64) WHAT BOUT THE JONAS BROTHURS???
Iamble: Who are they?

65) do you touch yourself while watching the cartoon show barnyard?
Iamble: *pulls rapier from its sheath* What did I say just a minute ago?

  • Mood: Zest
  • Listening to: Lacuna Coil: Shallow Life
  • Reading: Nothing at the moment
  • Watching: Yes Man
  • Playing: Final Fantasy IV DS
  • Eating: Ham and cheese sandwiches
  • Drinking: Water

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  • Current Residence: The Material Plane

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